Go in the fridge And get the bread Before they shoot you dead in the head Get the drink off the table and put it on a coaster I want my bread crunchy so I'll put it in the toaster
You can get it wheat or you can get it white Eat it in the day or even at night I like my toast with some butter Don't yell at me or I'll tell your MOTHER
You can tikkity talk and talk talk and yak yak But you can't talk smack if I like my bread black Be careful not to get too close and burn your hair When the toast is ready better catch it in midair
Crack and clean my foble foobl Cause I like toast not toaster strudels Stop your glutting and stop your boasting And help me get this piece of bread toasting